A Revelation…
Grazor on July 6th, 2008It’s 06:10 on a Saturday morning. You wake up in the spare bed at your best mates house (’cos you were too drunk to drive home after visiting him and going out on the lash for the night). You don’t need to get up this early, but your body-clock is so used to kick starting your lazy ass around this sort of time that it persists at weekends.
You had a lot of beer last night, your mouth feels dry.
You get up and creep downstairs to get a drink of water and maybe watch some morning TV (with the volume down, so as not to wake your mate). As you walk into the lounge you see a man stood in the middle of the room with his back to you. He’s short and muscular, and completely naked. As you watch, wondering what to do, he appears to be shaking a little, and suddenly throws back his head and lets out a sharp cry! Then you notice a video camera on a tripod in the corner of the room.
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So, you’ve just discovered your best and oldest friend has a secret pastime masturbating into womens panties. Women he’s met on the internet, and whose (unwashed) panties they send him in the post. He gets to keep the panties, they get to keep the video.
Oh My God!!!
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July 6th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
If you’re looking for advice I’d say to get on your knees and help the poor guy clean up, to alleviate some of his embarrassment.