A Revelation…

Grazor on July 6th, 2008

It’s 06:10 on a Saturday morning. You wake up in the spare bed at your best mates house (’cos you were too drunk to drive home after visiting him and going out on the lash for the night). You don’t need to get up this early, but your body-clock is so used to kick starting your lazy ass around this sort of time that it persists at weekends.

You had a lot of beer last night, your mouth feels dry.

You get up and creep downstairs to get a drink of water and maybe watch some morning TV (with the volume down, so as not to wake your mate). As you walk into the lounge you see a man stood in the middle of the room with his back to you. He’s short and muscular, and completely naked. As you watch, wondering what to do, he appears to be shaking a little, and suddenly throws back his head and lets out a sharp cry! Then you notice a video camera on a tripod in the corner of the room.

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So, you’ve just discovered your best and oldest friend has a secret pastime masturbating into womens panties. Women he’s met on the internet, and whose (unwashed) panties they send him in the post. He gets to keep the panties, they get to keep the video.

Oh My God!!!

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14 Comments:

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Christoph Malcolm
July 6th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

If you’re looking for advice I’d say to get on your knees and help the poor guy clean up, to alleviate some of his embarrassment.

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Kimber Loo
July 6th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

If this really happened then… I… I don’t know.

Lord. I hope this is just a funny story.

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Gen
July 6th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

If it’s a big secret of his, then it was a very bad idea of your friend to do engage in that sort of activity with you in the house.

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Christoph Malcolm
July 6th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

Unless he wanted Grazor to know, in which case my advice still stands.

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Gen
July 6th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

We all have strange issues in our private lives. His doesn’t seem to be hurting anyone.

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Grazor
July 7th, 2008 at 11:00 am

I don’t think I want advice (although how to erase the image from my mind would be helpful), I was just a bit freaked out for a few moments there and needed to share.

It’s not so much the act, but that the guy I’ve known for years and thought was a quiet, slightly shy type would be into something like this. But as Gen pointed out, he’s not hurting anyone and if it gets him and his slightly kinky internet friends off then all power to them. I’m over the shock, and we’re already laughing about this - I think he’s secretly kinda proud of himself.

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Christoph Malcolm
July 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

“Haha, yeah man, I can jerk off into anonymous panties like a fucking superhero!”

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Grazor
July 7th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

It’s not just me then - this isn’t normal internetz-people behaviour???

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Gen
July 7th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

Well… yes. Kinda. Hell, I masturbate into my OWN panties on occasion.

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Grazor
July 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

Now I have another image to worry about…

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Joey Michaels
July 7th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

The best part of that video, no doubt, is when he tosses his head back in climax, revealing what had previously been hidden behind his head. Specifically, you, with a look of exhausted, mortified shock on your face.

That, my friend, is a true money shot.

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Grazor
July 8th, 2008 at 10:45 am

Jeebus Joey - I hadn’t thought of that! I think I’d have been out of
(video) shot, but I really need to check.

…and Gen, whilst you appear to be suggesting my friend (crikey - I almost typed his name then) is not a depraved individual by drawing parallels to your own occasional self-pleasuring, they are your own panties, plus I assume you will not be videoing the act and e-mailing it to anyone - hence, it’s really not the same thing is it?

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Joey Michaels
July 8th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

Wait - if she isn’t going to be videotaping it and sending it to everyone, why are we even discussing it?

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Genitals McKool
July 11th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

blackmail can be profitable.

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