Donation Drive

Man, this is so awkward.

So, how are you? Me, I’m good, I guess. Everything’s great, I’m working hard and trying to keep healthy, and– oh, fuck it, can you spot me some cash?

We need money in order to do awesome things. Internet Magic can only carry us so far, and beyond that some Internet Money would really come in handy. It’s not that we don’t love being the indie darlings of the web, but the crotches of our pants are all full of holes and you really don’t want anything poking out of there.

We’re in no danger of having to close down or anything — this isn’t one of those donation drives — but there are a few things we honestly can’t do without a little bit of funding.

Donated money will go directly into the site, prioritized as follows:

• The first $100 will pay half of our next server bill
• We want to buy Locke a camera, and Gen a non-clicky camera.
• We need proper headset microphones for Random Radio to have guests on via Skype.
• Any extra money will go towards site projects, like Joey’s proposed webgame.
• Any extra-extra money might help buy us a server upgrade.

If you don’t have superfluous dollars lying around, don’t worry about it — again, the site will remain regardless. If you do, though, consider throwing a few dollars our way to support original content on the Internet, fat people with lots of cats, and improving RandomSalad for future generations of fat people with lots of cats.

You can donate as much or as little as you like by clicking here, with our gratitude.

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