Eating LEGO

I remember when I was just under three years old, and I was already in love with LEGO. Unfortunately, my mom and dad were strict on the packaging that said “Not Advisable for kids under Three”. Stupid Child Protectionism.

So when I finally turned three, and got my first LEGO set, I got at least 15 lectures from all sorts of people that was basically a “DON’T EAT YOUR LEGO OR YOU’LL PERISH!” lesson. Now, I wasn’t a stupid child, but I knew for a fact that something that was plastic, rigid, and could build things DEFINITELY WASN’T FOOD, because food wasn’t nearly that awesome. But at least food wouldn’t potentially kill me by a case of mistaken identity.

Until Now.

I know for a fact this will not end well. Especially with little kids, who may wind up eating a mouthful of plastic, and build with Fruitsnacks. Or at least I’d expect to build something with my LEGO Fruit Snacks, but by the looks of this video, It looks pretty nigh impossible. Which disappoints me, since I love LEGO, as illustrated by the following photograph:

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go build some Candy.

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