Revelation #2…

Grazor on August 22nd, 2008

So it turns out panty-wanking was just the tip of the ice-berg. Below the smooth, calm surface lays a dark murky underworld of perversion. My best friend is spiraling into depravity, sliding into a dirty hole in a way I never thought possible.

Recording his acts of self-abuse into lingerie are not enough. Posting naked pictures on swinging sites is not enough. Perhaps arranging to meet another guy’s girlfriend for a one-night stand and shaving his cock and balls at her request will be enough? I feel I should help him (and I don’t mean with the shaving) but what can I do?

I point out it could be a blackmail trap, that he may get to the hotel and three large men will be waiting for him. That they will beat him to a pulp before frog-marching him to the nearest cash point to withdraw all the money he can, and then steal his car… if he is lucky.

So, now I’m his backup. He tells me the details of the meet, where he’s going, what time, and I wait a set period from then before alerting the authorities if I’ve not heard from him. I feel a bit like a pimp, or a porn buddy but I feel it’s the best I can do in the situation?

This post was inspired by real-life events’ disclaimer: It seems my previous post was slightly inaccurate. Upon reading it my friend was aghast that I had incorrectly stated he videoed the act - apparently he’d only taken stills. He therefore feels my account was inaccurate, and should carry the above disclaimer. I apologize for previously misstating the facts, I am sure only photographing the act makes the whole thing much less perverted.

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4 Comments:

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Joey Michaels
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm

Well, thank God he only took stills. Were you in the background of any of them?

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Joey Michaels
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm

I mean as in “catching him in the act” not as in “participating.”

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Gen
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:37 pm

My hope is that after Grazor noticed he’d probably be in the shot he quickly thought to pose for the picture.

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Grazor
August 24th, 2008 at 4:17 am

@Joey - I’m not in the background, although you brought this idea up in my first post too. Are you just trying to summon the courage to ask me for a naked picture?

@Gen - haha, I like to think that would have been exactly the pose I’d pull.

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