The Revolution

Tim Hinton on August 12th, 2008

Hi, everyone.

I hope this letter finds you well. I apologize for not writing sooner, but the man who lives across the hall from me murdered some people a few days ago. I wasn’t one of the people, but the incident did make me fear for my safety enough that I have declared martial law in my apartment building.

The revolution goes well. We have relocated all dissidents to the basement so that they cannot undermine the resolve of our glorious republic. The front door has been barricaded, and valuable territory has been liberated from the oppressive forces of colonialism (our landlord). Once we convert the rooftop to arable farmland, and seize the means of production and also that flatscreen TV from apartment 4, we’ll really have something going here.

I shall send more dispatches as my new duties as supreme leader allow. Until then: be strong, my brothers. Viva Los Tenants!

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4 Comments:

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CookieMan (troll)
August 12th, 2008 at 2:36 am

Repent! Before it is too late.

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Grazor
August 12th, 2008 at 11:44 am

Are you a dictatorship? Will you rule with an iron fist, or a velvet glove?

And Wow, a blog on the front page of RS - I’m sure Christoph said that would never happen, guess he’s screwed up the site again. :P

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Tim Hinton
August 12th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

The Revolution will not be pushed to the back pages. We have liberated the media from the Canadian-run liberal conspiracy.

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Gen
August 13th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

When/If you guys are murdered in your sleep, can I have that flatscreen?

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