If you had told me about some of these bugs I probably wouldn’t have believed you.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve long been a fan, but after so many years of accepting the quirks and shortcomings of Nintendo’s consoles I can’t help but feel like I’m being intentionally deprived of true excellence. As rich and as…

Today on this exciting, authoritative, and typo-ridden website, it is Know your Rights day, in which I will explain what police officers can and cannot do to you. It’s amazing how little people know about what the cops can do. For…

Did you just blow fifty dollars on a hyped up video game only to discover that it was less then stellar? If so, here are my tips on how to shun bad video games.

Wise Up: The Sordid Relationship between Publishers…

First off, fuck those sissy little Mini Ritz crackers with whatever that foamy orange crap between them is supposed to be. I’m talking about sandwiches, as seen to the right –>

There are nine varieties of texture in that sandwich. Nine…

The other day I recieved an instant message from a lovely young woman by the name of Lessie.

Lessie: hi there babe

Christoph: hello babe. do you have msn babe?

Lessie: yes. want to join me there

Christoph: ok babe. what’s your email addy?

Lessie:…

I’ll start off by telling you that I’m not gay, and I haven’t been for some time. I am, however, absolutely terrified of attractive, nude women. Even ferociously ugly women, when nude, are to be avoided by me right now.

I…

“a college friend from Columbia said she had to put out The Spoon when her parents came to visit, cause they wouldn’t use toilet paper” -Egbert

I don’t remember being shown how to wipe my ass. My mother never knelt in front of me…

Printable clothing is the latest fad on this page, of this website. Everybody who is anybody is doing it — from me, to my cat, and back to me again — it’s taking my room by storm!

I started doing this…

A long time ago there was a jerk named Hitler, who decided it’d be nice if he could tell everyone in the world how they ought to run their lives and started killing pretty much anybody who thought that wasn’t…

While monks may work and pray diligently for the sanctity of mankind, they can cause problems for homeowners. Whether they’re chanting in your pantry, worshipping in your family room, or repenting in the garage, an infestation of monks can seriously…

We all get a little lonely sometimes. Some more than others — and since I’m almost certain that you are, right now, using the Internet, I can safely assume that you have never had sex with a woman — but…