You Think Too Hard, You Blow Yourself In Two

We are so close to finally being able to have outstanding long distance sex via the Intertubes.

Emotiv Systems in San Francisco, CA, USA has unveiled a hands free game controller that operates on brain waves and facial muscles.

Basically, you think about lifting the rock on screen and your avatar lifts the fricken rock on the screen. You make a ugly sex face because you are faping while playing the game (since your hands are now free to do that), and your characters makes the same face. Heck according to the press, if the game thinks you look bored, it can raise the difficulty level.

The latest in plug and play sex toys that I can find with minimal effort is the long distance dildo. Basically, you can control the speed of your lover’s vibrator over your computer. Not especially virtual sex like, if you ask me.

What is needed is a plug and play full body suit. You and your partner(s) put these on at different point in the world, hook them up to your computer and experience the full sensation of making out over the Interweb, including the joy of waiting for the latest thrust to download, significant data loss, and the titillating possibility of control of your suit being hijacked by virtual rapists from /b/. That, my friends, is where the Interweb should be heading.

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