Six Feet… And Rising

What the fuck, British Columbia?

A sixth severed foot was discovered washed to shore today. This follows the fifth severed foot, the fourth severed foot and, of course, the third severed foot. Not to mention the first two severed feet. They’ve all been washing ashore by The Strait of Georgia, which is located here in case you aren’t fortunate enough to live in British Columbia. In fact, the chance that your foot might be severed and tossed into the Strait of Georgia is the only downside I can think of to living in the Vancouver area.

Anyhow, the first five feet all looked like they’d sort of rotted away from their bodies. This foot, apparently, is pretty clearly hack sawed off a few inches above the ankle. Theories abound to the source of the feet - from some sort of gang punishment, to a recent plane crash in the area, to a bored mortician (note: last link is speculative fiction… or maybe a confession).

I would get involved in the investigation myself but, alas, I am thousands of miles away. Thus, I am deputizing Christoph and Kimber-loo to get to the bottom of this story. When they break the story, thanks to their street smarts and mad google skills, Random Salad will become the most important site on the Interweb.

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