Kate Beckinsale’s Humongous Ass

Kate Beckinsale — the hott vampire chick from Underworld — ran into a little trouble on the set of her latest film, Whiteout, when she was asked to do one of them classy bare-bottomed shower scenes. She apparently demanded that a body-double be hired because her ass is so goddamn huge and disgusting that the film might actually be made worse than the made-for-tv/Insomnia-with-tits plot outline would suggest.

I’ve taken the liberty of providing a photo of the closest Kate’s come to on-screen buttery in the past, and I have to say that I was expecting a little bit more. Or a lot more. Lots more ass, that is. I’m not really an ass man, but that ain’t half bad from this angle.

Kate has struggled in the past with anorexia and, evidently, may still have a few issues with her self-confidence. She has spoken out about the unrealistic body images put forth by Hollywood and the problems that they create for retarded children who concern themselves with such things, saying, “I don’t think you can aspire to the Hollywood ‘look’ and nor can I. Everybody is retouched, stretched, lengthened, slimmed and trimmed.”

I’m not a big expert on retarded children, but I would think a good way to help some of those young and impressionable girls might be to show them your ginormous ass rather than hire somebody else to show them a perfect, Hollywood variation.

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