Pammys Breasts Collapse

Beach-bounding, breast-bouncing, blonde Baywatch bimbo Pamela Anderson has ruined her tremendous trademark titties through a combination of excessive exposure (to the sun at least) and too much plastic surgery. According to Hollywood plastic surgeon Dr. Alex Karidis, the vacuous vixen has ruined the elasticity of her skin to the point that her implants are showing. To the readers of Random Salad the decline of Pammys puppies should come as no surprise. In a recent readers poll the pointless peroxide Playboy covergirl didn’t get a single nomination for her mountainous mammaries.

The question is, now that her fabulously famous funbags are past their prime, what will Pamela do next? With her artificial assets rapidly resembling a pair of wrinkled sun-dried raisins what talents has she got to fall back on? The glittering acting career she had hoped for never really materialised thanks to blisteringly banal performances in Barb Wire and Baywatch (just put your cock down for a moment and concentrate on her acting ability you pervert), although her less savoury semen-swallowing performance with Tommy Lee reportedly became the best-selling porn title in history. Perhaps she’ll concentrate on her charitable work with Feed the Children and PETA, where she appears to be able to create quite a stir, whether saving the chickens or insulting other stars.

So, is there any hope for the forty one year old Canadians collapsing coconuts? Sadly not. Scar tissue from previous boob jobs has built up to such an extent that they are unrecoverable (according to Dr. Karidis). It seems that Pammys plump palookas are beyond saving, and I for one will mourn their passing.

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