A Marriage Proposal
Joey Michaels on July 23rd, 2008
Single? Sick of trying to deal with all of the scary English-speaking women of the Western World? Well, Random Salad is here to help! Thanks to the magic of the Interweb, you can order brides from all over the world!
China is one of the major sources of downloadable wives. There are other countries in Asia, notably The Philippines and Thailand. Africa is also a rich source of plug and play eBrides and eGrooms. You can also find some great resources for Islamic singles, though your parents may need to negotiate on your behalf - and you may need to convert.
Russian brides seem to be pretty popular right now, possibly because you can buy them in bulk. Latin women, which is code for any woman from Mexico or parts south, including South America, don’t seem to get quite as much interest.
I haven’t been able to find a whole lot of links to, say, Canadian, American or Western European mail order brides, which is a shame because, with the economy going the ways it’s going, I’d assume that at least the American ones would be a good dollar value right now.
In any case, you have no excuse to be single anymore.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 am
Well? Last one married has to marry “that guy.”