Best Breasts Evarr - 2008 - Voting

Christoph Malcolm on July 10th, 2008

I asked, you selected, and now we must decide. Below are the twelve most desired sets of breasts on all the Internet, eleven of which are about to be eliminated in our quest to form a fake religion around a woman who will never acknowledge us in any small way.

Your nominees are:

Brigitte BardotBrigitte Bardot
Salma HayekSalma Hayek
Shay LarenShay Laren
Veronika ZemanovaVeronika Zemanova
Michelle TrachtenbergMichelle Trachtenberg
Kelly BrookKelly Brook
Katie WestKatie West
Lucy PinderLucy Pinder
Love4DreamLove4Dream
Milla JovovichMilla Jovovich
Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson
Allie SinAllie Sin

Take this task very seriously. If you’re unsure, or you just need bigger pictures, remember that Google is your friend in times like these. When you feel that you are ready to make an informed decision, continue below to vote.

You can pick as many girls/breasts as you want. Choose too many and you’ll cancel your own votes out, though, so try to be a little picky about it. You are now a professional breast snob.

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Argue like a bunch of idiots in the comments, and next week we will gather here once more to celebrate our new boob-jesus.

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14 Comments:

link Kimber Loo
July 10th, 2008 at 6:35 am

This isn’t fair… didn’t Scarlett already win a Boob Contest?

link Tim Hinton
July 10th, 2008 at 6:59 am

Scarlett wins every boob contest that Joey is even remotely involved with.

link Daniel McElhaney
July 10th, 2008 at 9:16 am

I still stand by my nomination of Salma Hayek

link Joey Michaels
July 10th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Scarlett is totally hot, but I didn’t vote for her. I believe that you’re only allowed to carry the RS Best Breast Title for one year and then you have to pass it on.

link Joey Michaels
July 10th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

I went with Pinder, Love4Dream and Allie Sin. They are all making careers out of their breasts.

link Grazor
July 10th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

It has to be Kelly. I’m committed to getting behind, under, and on top of Kelly. Kelly has my full support.

link Christoph Malcolm
July 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

Scarlett had to be nominated, but I threw in Allie Sin because I wanted to give Joey an excuse to start his day with some hardcore porn. She also goes by Nasty Nati, if any of you guys need to do further research.

I’m considering a poll for the best hardcore porn chick, because I had so much trouble deciding between Allie Sin, Riley Mason and Piper Fawn.

link Joey Michaels
July 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

Indeed, Christoph, by this time you know the type of breasts I’m likely to vote for perhaps a bit too well.

link Locke
July 11th, 2008 at 11:46 am

Hey! I’ve met Allie Sin!

Gotta vote for Scarlette though. I’m biased against giant titties because all I can think about are veins and how bad they’ll look really soon.

link Joey Michaels
July 11th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

While I didn’t vote for her, it will be tragic if Michelle Trachtenberg doesn’t do a nude scene in her life.

link Gen
July 11th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

I voted for Allie, Katie & Milla. I definitely would have voted for Riley if she’d been in the running.

link philwells
July 11th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

No matter who wins, the real winner is my boner.

link bob
July 11th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

Why no Locke on this list? She has some very nice titties

link Locke
July 12th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

Because of creepy comments like that.

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