Best Breasts Evarr - 2008 - Voting
Christoph Malcolm on July 10th, 2008I asked, you selected, and now we must decide. Below are the twelve most desired sets of breasts on all the Internet, eleven of which are about to be eliminated in our quest to form a fake religion around a woman who will never acknowledge us in any small way.
Your nominees are:
Brigitte Bardot
Salma Hayek
Shay Laren
Veronika Zemanova
Michelle Trachtenberg
Kelly Brook
Katie West
Lucy Pinder
Love4Dream
Milla Jovovich
Scarlett Johansson
Allie SinTake this task very seriously. If you’re unsure, or you just need bigger pictures, remember that Google is your friend in times like these. When you feel that you are ready to make an informed decision, continue below to vote.
You can pick as many girls/breasts as you want. Choose too many and you’ll cancel your own votes out, though, so try to be a little picky about it. You are now a professional breast snob.
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Argue like a bunch of idiots in the comments, and next week we will gather here once more to celebrate our new boob-jesus.
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July 10th, 2008 at 6:35 am
This isn’t fair… didn’t Scarlett already win a Boob Contest?