Junk Science

Sometimes it pays to read Time.

Apparently, an inventor named Jan Vinzenz Krause (no relation to Jan-Michael Vincent) has invented a spray-on condom. The pro is that it doesn’t matter how big your junk is - big, small, microscopic - this product will cover it and protect it from all manner of diseases. The con is that it takes like 2-3 minutes to dry, which means that only latex fetishists will be able to maintain an erection long enough for this to be useful. Also, it makes it difficult for your partner to apply it with his/her mouth - unless they really get off on having a mouthful of liquid latex.

In the meantime, men with smaller than normal penile issues can continue to visit Krause’s German language site to order appropriately sized prophylactics - just like Enrique Iglesias does.

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