Post Oil - Inflatable Cars

Joey Michaels on June 9th, 2008

So, its Friday night in 2011 and you want to take your Real Doll Bride out for a spin around the neighborhood. Well, what better way to drive your inflatable lover* around the block than an inflatable car? No shit.

*Yes, yes, Real Dolls aren’t inflatable, but don’t spoil my image.

XP Vehicles is developing this inflatable love bug which will allegedly get 2500 miles per charge. It is reasonably puncture resistant. It can float in the event of a flood. The big selling point, from my point of view, is that one can drive it off a fucking cliff and survive. This makes it the perfect car for drunk drivers. In fact, fill up a highway with these puppies and it can be drunken bumper cars 24/7. Why even bother having separate lanes for vehicles going in opposite directions anymore? The inflatable car makes collisions fun.

All your questions about this theoretical car are answered here. I am so mesmerized by the prospect of driving the car off the roof of my parking garage and then just putt-putting my way to work on its pea-sized engine that I’m not capable of calling bullshit on this one.

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15 Comments:

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Kent C. Tugood
June 9th, 2008 at 11:43 am

The prospect of Bumper Cars at any time is intriguing.

To be honest, I’m eager to experience a Pedestrian-Vehicle collision with one of these babies!

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Grazor
June 9th, 2008 at 11:46 am

I’m confused Joey - are you sleeping with the doll or the car now?

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Tim Hinton
June 9th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

I’m going to assume that there’s some kind of rigid skeleton in these that would still allow you to fuck up a pedestrian, but I guess it’s possible that the elasticity of the inflatable panels would just send them flying halfway down the block.

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Joey Michaels
June 9th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

I’m confused Joey - are you sleeping with the doll or the car now?

I’m sticking it up its tailpipe.

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GMcK
June 10th, 2008 at 8:09 am

what about car-heat.

I’m not driving in the northeast in winter in an unheated balloon!!!!

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Grazor
June 10th, 2008 at 10:16 am

Hah - very sloppy Joey, very sloppy.

I have every RickRoll (or equivalent) web address I’ve ever stupidly clicked written on post-its and stuck all over my monitor with big red letters saying “DON’T CLICK THIS LINK”.

You must try harder…

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Tim Hinton
June 10th, 2008 at 10:18 am

You have to write yourself notes? Come on, man, I could spot that ruse a mile away.

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Grazor
June 10th, 2008 at 10:27 am

I’m very trusting Tim, and insatiably curious. I see a linky and I just have to clicky.

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Tim Hinton
June 10th, 2008 at 10:49 am

I used to have that problem.

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Grazor
June 10th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

Aaahhhhhh!

must… not… click…

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Ian
June 10th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

Grazor, you’re not alone in being tempted to click on that link. Which horrible thing is on the end of that tiny url?

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Gen
June 10th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

That tinyurl is a thing of beauty, Ian.

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Ian
June 11th, 2008 at 7:12 am

I clicked.

That it is, Gen ;)

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Joey Michaels
June 11th, 2008 at 11:02 am

I love you, Tim Hinton.

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Ian
June 11th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Does the inflatable car have chips?

and how do I get off the inflatable bus?

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