Gen Interviews Christoph

Gen on April 21st, 2008

Today I interviewed Christoph Malcolm of www.randomsalad.com

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13 Comments:

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Grazor
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm

Aww, that kitten is so cute.

But the interview - I have to own up to getting bored waiting and sneaking a look on YouTube before it was posted here. Such disarming questioning from Gen, and thoughtful responses from Christoph. It was an inciteful delight to watch.

For me, I think the mudkipz question was the most brave - incredibly brave in fact. I felt Christoph’s hesitancy belied his non-committal answer. I think he must truly love Mudkipz, or his balls aren’t sweaty.

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Joey Michaels
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:59 pm

This kind of changes everything. EVERYTHING.

But for the better.

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Gen
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:14 pm

Graze, I finally made the N.W.A. vid… but I sort of half-assed it. Gaze upon it’s glory.

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Gary Ray
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:46 pm

I didn’t care much for Xtoph’s trademark of overly understated sardonic humor. It is quite wry, and he tries too hard to be excessively wry. This greatly irritated me.

I tolerated him only to see and hear sweet Gen some more. I periodically go over all her videos obsessively, trying to analyze her personality. As yet, I can’t really understand her. She’s quite mysterious. She’s so bewitching, intriguing.

I understood, though, she is (unfortunately) romantically, sexually transfixed on Xtoph. I could see it in her doe eyes, hear it in her purring voice. This annoyed me.

Xtoph says he thinks a lot about her nipples, and I share his obsession. It’s awkward to be sharing anything with him. I fantasize about the size and shape of her mammaries, too. I imagine them to be firm and perky, with pronounced hard nipples that look like 1/4-inch snippets off the ends of a Tootsie Roll.

Oh sweet Jesus, do I wish she’d interview me. ;)

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Ian
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:33 pm

awwwwww, you two…

get a room.

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Gen
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:21 pm

omg…

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Joe
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 pm

I must say I enjoyed this interview, except for the fact that the shirt is acctually from the mall…not the Sally Ann , I am not denying the fact that I do frequent there, but the fact remains that the Von Dutch shirt was from the mall (at a rediculous low price I might add)but yes it was a mall buy, I believe it was one of last years stocking stuffers…It does look good on you and it was not one of those stupid shirts that have the tag inside the back of the neck that drives one crazy..the other reason I bought it for you, that and the low low price and it was your size. That helps

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Christoph
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm

Goddamnit! Gen, we have to redo the interview!

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Tamara
April 24th, 2008 at 9:57 am

Damn both of you.
But seriously, great interview.

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Joey Michaels
April 24th, 2008 at 11:39 am

I have an awesome shirt with a big deep water fish on it.

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Joey Michaels
April 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am

Also, I’d offer to interview either Christoph or Gen, but the animators that magically bring me to life are on strike, so I’m just a disembodied voice right now.

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Gen
April 24th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Lets all interview eachother in a big interview-orgy.

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Gary Ray
April 25th, 2008 at 8:28 am

If we all get into *69* positions, we’ll be able to talk directly to each others’ genitals.

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